why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
they’re actually trying to do that in some places
one of the most interesting things i’ve heard
omg i’ve always said this!!
u know somethin on the internet is p funny when you actually laugh instead of just blow air out of your nose really fast
i hate it when a guy im interested in gets too comfortable with me. like that’s it, im never texting you first again. & please stop farting in front of me, that shit is toxic & could really fuck up my lungs. thank you
I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.